Annual All-Star Event

Pro Bowl 2025

The Ejaculadium

Historical Record

Series History

AFC

2 WINS

American Conference

Last Win: 2024PF: 950.7
VS
40% Win Rate60% Win Rate

3 WINS

NFC

National Conference

PF: 1,031.1Last Win: 2025
Matchup Archive
2025
NFC WON
Score168.6 - 167.5
MVPZ. Flowers (32.8)
CaptainTy C
2024
AFC WON
Score239.3 - 213.8
MVPJ. Gibbs (49)
CaptainM. McCumber
2023
NFC WON
Score237.9 - 211.8
MVPJ. Jefferson (39)
CaptainT. Cotto
2022
NFC WON
Score223.6 - 104.3
MVPD. Adams (37.3)
CaptainJ. Sullivan
2021
AFC WON
Score227.8 - 187.2
MVPJ. Chase (58.6)
CaptainM. Cotto
Final Score
Final
AFC
167.5
AFC All-Stars
[C] Matt M
VS
Proj: 167.5 - 168.6
168.6
NFC All-Stars
[C] Ty C
NFC
AFC RosterPts
QB
Prescott, Dak
Prescott, Dak
iconHoes Before Joes
1.7Proj: 1.7
RB
Gibbs, Jahmyr
Gibbs, Jahmyr
iconSeans Team
20.3Proj: 20.3
RB
Henderson, TreVeyon
Henderson, TreVeyon
iconWith My Testicles
17.3Proj: 17.3
WR
Nacua, Puka
Nacua, Puka
iconHoes Before Joes
26.0Proj: 26.0
WR
Chase, Ja'Marr
Chase, Ja'Marr
iconInCuming Dynasty
23.6Proj: 23.6
WR
Wilson, Michael
Wilson, Michael
iconWith My Testicles
20.9Proj: 20.9
TE
McBride, Trey
McBride, Trey
iconMcCumDumpsters
17.0Proj: 17.0
FLX
Henry, Derrick
Henry, Derrick
iconHoes Before Joes
15.6Proj: 15.6
FLX
Henry, Hunter
Henry, Hunter
iconWith My Testicles
13.1Proj: 13.1
DEF
Texans, Houston
Texans, Houston
iconMcCumDumpsters
12.0Proj: 12.0
Bench (5)
BN
McCaffrey, Christian
iconInCuming Dynasty
11.7Proj: 11.7
BN
Evans, Mike
iconSeans Team
5.4Proj: 5.4
BN
Allen, Josh
iconSeans Team
0.0Proj: -
BN
Brown, A.J.
iconInCuming Dynasty
0.0Proj: -
BN
Barkley, Saquon
iconMcCumDumpsters
0.0Proj: -
NFC RosterPts
QB
Goff, Jared
Goff, Jared
iconThe Caucasians
19.2Proj: 19.2
RB
Gainwell, Kenneth
Gainwell, Kenneth
iconPurdy Bad
21.4Proj: 21.4
RB
Jeanty, Ashton
Jeanty, Ashton
iconPurdy Bad
12.4Proj: 12.4
WR
Flowers, Zay
Flowers, Zay
iconNaberhood Night Watch
32.8MVP
WR
St. Brown, Amon-Ra
St. Brown, Amon-Ra
iconNaberhood Night Watch
27.9Proj: 27.9
WR
London, Drake
London, Drake
iconJaVonTe Piece Of Me
17.8Proj: 17.8
TE
Kittle, George
Kittle, George
iconJaVonTe Piece Of Me
10.4Proj: 10.4
FLX
Smith-Njigba, Jaxon
Smith-Njigba, Jaxon
iconNaberhood Night Watch
14.4Proj: 14.4
FLX
Robinson, Bijan
Robinson, Bijan
iconCeeDees or Tapes
7.3Proj: 7.3
DEF
Bills, Buffalo
Bills, Buffalo
iconPurdy Bad
5.0Proj: 5.0
Bench (5)
BN
Purdy, Brock
iconCeeDees or Tapes
6.2Proj: 6.2
BN
Taylor, Jonathan
iconThe Caucasians
5.9Proj: 5.9
BN
Kelce, Travis
iconCeeDees or Tapes
5.7Proj: 5.7
BN
Pickens, George
iconJaVonTe Piece Of Me
1.9Proj: 1.9
BN
Lamb, CeeDee
iconThe Caucasians
1.4Proj: 1.4
Team Analytics

Franchise Impact

AFC Contributors

IconWith My TesticlesLead
30.6%51.3 Pts
IconHoes Before Joes
25.9%43.3 Pts
IconMcCumDumpsters
17.3%29.0 Pts
IconInCuming Dynasty
14.1%23.6 Pts
IconSeans Team
12.1%20.3 Pts

NFC Contributors

IconNaberhood Night WatchLead
44.5%75.1 Pts
IconPurdy Bad
23.0%38.8 Pts
IconJaVonTe Piece Of Me
16.7%28.2 Pts
IconThe Caucasians
11.4%19.2 Pts
IconCeeDees or Tapes
4.3%7.3 Pts
Format & Regulations

Best Ball Format

Rest vs Rust

Players from playoff teams may rest. It's part of the strategy.

Best Ball

No lineup setting. Best scores count automatically.

Prize Pool

Winning roster players split the pool.