Week 18 Edition1/12/2026
Week:

The Weekly Splash

Breaking down the playoff race, top performers, and the latest transactions from around the league.

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Team Analytics

Franchise Impact

AFC Contributors

IconWith My TesticlesLead
30.6%51.3 Pts
IconHoes Before Joes
25.9%43.3 Pts
IconMcCumDumpsters
17.3%29.0 Pts
IconInCuming Dynasty
14.1%23.6 Pts
IconSeans Team
12.1%20.3 Pts

NFC Contributors

IconNaberhood Night WatchLead
44.5%75.1 Pts
IconPurdy Bad
23.0%38.8 Pts
IconJaVonTe Piece Of Me
16.7%28.2 Pts
IconThe Caucasians
11.4%19.2 Pts
IconCeeDees or Tapes
4.3%7.3 Pts

Power Rankings

Formula Breakdown

  • All-Play Win % 40%
  • Points For (Norm) 30%
  • Win % 20%
  • Consistency 10%

"How often you beat the league (All-Play), how much you score (PF), your actual winning percentage, and the stability of your weekly scoring (Consistency). A higher Consistency score means your weekly output has low variance."

Rank / FranchiseScoreAll-PlayRecordPF
1
InCuming DynastyInCuming Dynasty
76.27
111-31-078.2%
12-4-075.0%
2,633.7100.0
2
JaVonTe Piece Of MeJaVonTe Piece Of Me
75.14
104-41-071.7%
11-6-064.7%
2,574.493.3
3
McCumDumpstersMcCumDumpsters
61.65
70-75-048.3%
10-7-058.8%
2,355.068.6
4
CeeDees or TapesCeeDees or Tapes
60.86
69-76-047.6%
10-7-058.8%
2,344.667.4
5
The CaucasiansThe Caucasians
53.19
76-66-053.5%
9-7-056.3%
2,262.558.1
6
Naberhood Night WatchNaberhood Night Watch
51.65
72-73-049.7%
7-10-041.2%
2,343.167.2
7
Seans TeamSeans Team
49.43
65-77-045.8%
8-8-050.0%
2,130.943.3
8
Hoes Before JoesHoes Before Joes
39.73
62-73-045.9%
7-8-046.7%
1,991.927.6
9
With My TesticlesWith My Testicles
28.70
39-103-027.5%
3-13-018.8%
1,935.521.3
10
Purdy Bad Purdy Bad
22.73
41-94-030.4%
4-11-026.7%
1,747.00.0

Bonus Payouts

YTD Winnings
InCuming Dynasty$125.00
JaVonTe Piece Of Me$125.00
Naberhood Night Watch$100.00
Seans Team$50.00
With My Testicles$0.00
The Caucasians$0.00
CeeDees or Tapes$0.00
Purdy Bad $0.00
McCumDumpsters$0.00
Hoes Before Joes$0.00

Payouts calculated based on weekly high scores and bonus weeks.